Two Things I Have Learned (with proof I am lazy)

I have learned at least two things in my life...(things that others probably already know, but i have certainly discovered them to be true!)

1. Lawns should be mowed when they are dry. Seriously. Don't water for like two days before

you mow, and it will go much, much easier. Once I mowed a wet lawn, and it clogged up like 5 times before i was done with just my back yard. Same yard when it is dry? Just have to empty the grass catcher once at the end.

2. Whenever I say that i can eat something unhealthy and use the reasoning that i will just eat healthy later, and today will just be my "splurge day", it is never like that. Ever. It just means that I will eat unhealthy today, and, probably tomorrow too if the mood strikes.

And, I think these two patently true truths I have learned have one thing in common: I am lazy. I get tired of clearing a clogged mower, and so when i learn that mowing a dry lawn is much simpler, I am more than happy to plan my mows around my watering habits. And regarding eating...there is no immediate inconvenience to eating unhealthy, so i just go for it, as often as I please. (Though i do suppose the pending obesity and coronary should suffice as a future inconvenience, somehow I am rarely deterred.)